glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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