Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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