it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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