so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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