Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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