Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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