The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize