: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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