I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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