im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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