I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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