It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
