youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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