I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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