So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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