No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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