normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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