im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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