4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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