it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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