whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
