And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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