How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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