we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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