I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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