at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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