i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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