i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
no, he came in my armpit
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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