oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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