carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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