I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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