I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
We have started to decorate penises.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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