so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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