You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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