She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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