Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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