i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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