this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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