One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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