I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just gift wrapped bread.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
