You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
