yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
