Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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