I must be too annoying 4 u.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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