I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
this boner is exhausting
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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