the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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