did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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