ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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