I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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