And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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